First the death of anyone is not a laughing matter but, here goes.  

                                Since the socialist Democrats can’t get a law passed to ban all guns, they are trying something new.  

                                A border guard, in defending our country, has lost his life.  

                                Of course if the guard was shot it would be the gun is evil, to be banned.  

                                So some are talking about banning trucks and, rocks.

                                 After all they are evil,  now that they’ve been used in murders.